buttony muddle-headed...

If you’re four months old and you already have two lower-front teeth and your parents can’t seem to decide whether to give you a teether you could bite on or not, what would you do:

A. Smile sweetly to everyone passing by

B. Chew on your bib like it’d turn into bits and pieces
C. Droll on your bib until it annoys you, hoping it’d appear annoying to adults too
D. Burble your way out of it and pepper it with some adorable little shrieks
E. Do all of the above

Khandi’s answer: E. wihihi.

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